Once a woman was getting some cement, and was putting it in a yard without asking. She was trespassing! She was put behind the bars at jail.
Soon, she tried to get the police to unlock the door. She said "I can pay a fine of $29." The police asked the woman "Where did you get the $29?"
"The bank" the woman answered.
"You stole it!" said the police.
Miss, you get 30 years in jail!
Then, when the clock struck 1:05, she snuck out of jail by getting on the lid of the toilet and climbing out the window.
And guess what? The only choice was to jump. So she jumped and landed on her feet. Then, her friend looked at the newspaper and fainted (because going to jail was a secret).
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