The Dummy Diaries

Part 1: Whack the sun!

One day, a guy woke up and put on his clothes...and went outside to do dumb sorts of stuff. So, he got a po-go stick and a bat. Then he called the cement man and said "I need you to build a stair case with 100 steps. So it took 200 days to build the stairs.

On the day the stairs were finished he hopped on a po-go stick and jumped up the stairs and got on the top part of the stairs.

But first he got the bat and jumped up the stairs all the way to the top part and aimed the bat 2 feet from the sun and tried to whack it. It took him 10 days to whack the sun. But he didn't.

Part Two: Messin' with the Moon.

Then that night the dummy woke up and ate all his cheese. Then it was all gone. So he found out the moon has cheese.

So, he ordered a jet pack and paid for it. Then he got on and blasted off to outer space. Then, when he got to the moon he got out a knife (he packed one up).

Then cut a piece of cheese from the moon and ate it. He made a face. But he still ate it anyways. So he stayed on the moon for 10 days eatin' delicious or disgusting moon cheese.

Part Three: One Boring Slide

The next day it was raining. So the dummy put on clothes and a jacket. Then he went to his back door. He saw sun and rain at the same time. So, he went back in his house and got his jet pack.

Then went back outside. Then he flied with his jet-pack to the rainbow. Then he tried to get on the rainbow. But first he took off his jet-pack.

Then he tried to slide but he fell on his bottom. He has been doing the same thing for 12 days!